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Fri May 04, 2012 8:51 pm by Ali3N
Its been a long time since i came here. It would be nice to have a game reunion. I heard koreng has …
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45 Reasons Why It's Great To Be A Guy :))
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45 Reasons Why It's Great To Be A Guy :))
just for fun.. enjoy read it while waiting server to up (if* la)
45 Reasons Why It's Great To Be A Guy
1. Movie nudity is virtually always female.
2. You know stuff about tanks.
3. A 5 day vacation requires only one suitcase.
4. Monday Night Football.
5. You don't have to monitor your friends' sex lives.
6. You get to think about sex 90% of your waking hours.
7. You can wear a white shirt to a water park.
8. Your bathroom lines are 80% shorter.
9. People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.
10. When clicking through the channels, you don't have to stall at every shot of somebody crying.
11. Your butt is never a factor in job interviews.
12. You understand why Stripes is funny.
13. You can go to the bathroom without a support group.
14. Your last name stays put.
15. You can leave the hotel bed unmade.
16. You can kill your own food.
17. The garage is all yours.
18. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
19. You never have to clean a toilet.
20. You can be showered and ready to go in 10 minutes. YUP!!!!
21. Sex means never worrying about your reputation.
22. Your underwear is $10 for a three-pack.
23. You don't have to shave below your neck.
24. You don't have to curl up next to a hairy butt every night.
25. If you're 34 and single, nobody even notices.
26. Everything on your face gets to stay its original color.
27. Flowers fix everything.
28. You can eat a banana in a hardware store.
29. You can say anything ("Wow, do my balls hurt!") and not worry about what people will think.
30. Michael Bolton doesn't live in your universe.
31. You can whip your shirt off on a hot day.
32. You can quietly watch a game with you buddy for hours without ever thinking He must be mad at me.
33. You get to jump up and slap stuff.
34. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
35. You can admire Clint Eastwood without starving yourself to look like him.
36. You can sit with you knees apart no matter what you're wearing.
37. Gray hair and wrinkles only add character.
38. You don't have to leave the room to make an emergency crotch adjustment.
39. You don't care if someone's talking about you behind you back.
40. If you retain water, it's in a canteen.
41. You have a normal and healthy relationship with your mother.
42. You can buy condoms without the shopkeeper imagining you naked.
43. You never have to miss a sexual opportunity because you're not in the mood.
44. You think the idea of punting a small dog is funny.
45. Porn movies are designed with your mind in mind.
45 Reasons Why It's Great To Be A Guy
1. Movie nudity is virtually always female.
2. You know stuff about tanks.
3. A 5 day vacation requires only one suitcase.
4. Monday Night Football.
5. You don't have to monitor your friends' sex lives.
6. You get to think about sex 90% of your waking hours.
7. You can wear a white shirt to a water park.
8. Your bathroom lines are 80% shorter.
9. People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.
10. When clicking through the channels, you don't have to stall at every shot of somebody crying.
11. Your butt is never a factor in job interviews.
12. You understand why Stripes is funny.
13. You can go to the bathroom without a support group.
14. Your last name stays put.
15. You can leave the hotel bed unmade.
16. You can kill your own food.
17. The garage is all yours.
18. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
19. You never have to clean a toilet.
20. You can be showered and ready to go in 10 minutes. YUP!!!!
21. Sex means never worrying about your reputation.
22. Your underwear is $10 for a three-pack.
23. You don't have to shave below your neck.
24. You don't have to curl up next to a hairy butt every night.
25. If you're 34 and single, nobody even notices.
26. Everything on your face gets to stay its original color.
27. Flowers fix everything.
28. You can eat a banana in a hardware store.
29. You can say anything ("Wow, do my balls hurt!") and not worry about what people will think.
30. Michael Bolton doesn't live in your universe.
31. You can whip your shirt off on a hot day.
32. You can quietly watch a game with you buddy for hours without ever thinking He must be mad at me.
33. You get to jump up and slap stuff.
34. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
35. You can admire Clint Eastwood without starving yourself to look like him.
36. You can sit with you knees apart no matter what you're wearing.
37. Gray hair and wrinkles only add character.
38. You don't have to leave the room to make an emergency crotch adjustment.
39. You don't care if someone's talking about you behind you back.
40. If you retain water, it's in a canteen.
41. You have a normal and healthy relationship with your mother.
42. You can buy condoms without the shopkeeper imagining you naked.
43. You never have to miss a sexual opportunity because you're not in the mood.
44. You think the idea of punting a small dog is funny.
45. Porn movies are designed with your mind in mind.
Re: 45 Reasons Why It's Great To Be A Guy :))
yep , absolutely .
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